Where Is She

It's not always easy to hide your hangers when you've reached a certain elderly age, especially when you're caught on the spot committing adultery. That challenging chest drooping and cheating dilemma is displayed in full, hilarious, hung fashion on the cover of this colorful, clever and erotically charged Happy Birthday card. Your more mature friends, relatives, coworkers and lovers, especially, who happen to be celebrating another Birthday and are willing, able and wanting to let it all hang out, will be amused, bemused and excited by the scandalous and garrulous softcore senior greeting.