The More Candles I Blow

Truer words were never more profanely and hilariously spoken and beautifully illustrated on a Birthday card: the more you blow, the less you give a F*#@. The lovely retro lady pictured on this flaming funny greeting sure knows how to blow, and she'll be a blazing beacon of B-Day good cheer to any friend, relative or colleague you know who's "celebrating" turning yet another year older. Tasty humor and cursed truths served up classy, sassy and sexy.