Stop Scratching

Who knew the doggie cones could serve dual purposes? Cartoonist Tim Whyatt knew, as evidenced by this very funny birthday card.

As women know, one of the good things about being in a relationship is poking fun at their men. However, this card might not be the dictionary definition of poking harmless fun. That thing is, after all, also known as the Cone of Shame, and both dogs and men do not like the Cone of Shame. Make it clear it's about the scratching, not the rising, OK?

Whyatt's brilliant art and disturbed mind make the Stop Scratching birthday card a hilarious greeting card for your friends who appreciate dirty humor. It's printed on FSC-certified sustainable source pulp, and available in two different sizes for versatility.