Dairy Milk Cadbury Buttons

Nobody has ever eaten one button. Most people have eaten six at once and called it one.

Cadbury Dairy Milk Buttons are the little flat discs of Dairy Milk that half of Britain grew up on, and this is the tube, which makes them last slightly longer than the bag. Slightly.

They melt before you have decided to chew, which is the whole trick. If you were raised on them, one mouthful and you are in the back of the car somewhere off the M6, rationing them against your brother.

Shake the tube. Hear that? That is the sound of somebody's afternoon going sideways.