Comfort Food Dango
Comfort Food Dango, you're gluten free, halal, vegan, and filled with vitamins! And also very tasty! My doc thinks you're a good influence, as long as I don't try to chew on your polyester and fluffy body. Which I wouldn't because that's weird, and is also a choking hazard. So.
This little dango has removable parts so you can slide them off the stick and, I don't know, throw them at someone? Very gently?